The “Top 10 Most Influential Heavy Metal Albums” !

Top 10 Fag Metal Albums.

Top 10 Fag Metal Albums.

The cucks of Decibull Magazine just published a list of the top 10 heavy metal releases that – supposedly, according to their low-functioning autistic vision of heavy metal – were the most influential on the genre.

I’m not joking when I say Decibull Magazine is made by cucks, for cucks. You won’t find any Burzum, Darkthrone, Incantation, Phantom, Neraines, not even the laughably homosexual Dimmu Borgir.

Just shit music – save for one or two exceptions – made by poser cucks, which is why the staff of Decibull identifies so vehemently with their shared faggotry.

Might as well call this list the “top 10 queer albums by homo bands”.

Let’s pick apart their picks.

10. Cradle of Filth – The Principle of Evil Made Flesh

Lol.

In addition to not being metal, this band is hated even by literal posers.

Their formula is simple: play generic rock – not metal, learn the difference – with screechy vocals and make it emo so that transgender kids can relate it to their pathetic lives where their homophobic teachers/single mother just totally don’t understand them and stuff. It takes some brains to like black metal, but Cradle of Filth asks nothing so challenging of its listeners. Their songs are basically advertising jingles and warmed-over goth rock with “black metal” vocals.

Replace with Darkthrone’s Under a Funeral Moon.

9. Antekhrist – Fukked by God

Gay industrial metal, slightly better than Deathspell Omega but not by much.

For decades, musicians have tried to mix black/death metal with industrial music, to various degrees of success. The problem is one of space. Industrial music uses space more like rock or jazz, to separate notes, where metal focuses on the continuity of the riffs.

One positive point about Antekhrist’s music is that they are competent songwriters, in that the compositions on Fukked by God and the rest of their discography is always well thought out.

Replace with Burzum’s Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.

8. Enslaved – Eld

Heavy metal for faggots.

Heavy metal for faggots.

Another sad case of imitation black metal.

Enslaved play alternative rock, not black metal. If the generic verse-chorus structure didn’t give the game away, just look at how they arrange their second rate Metallica riffs.

It has much more in common with Nightwish or Dream Theater than with Burzum or Mayhem.

Replace with Incantation’s Onward to Golgotha.

7. Slipknot – All Hope is Lost

Yes, you read that right, a Slipknot album on a “top 10 heavy METAL” list.

ANGRY ANGRY vocals over a failed punk guitarist chugging on the E string doesn’t make your music metal, no matter what mainstream recording companies try to sell you.

Replace with Havohej’s Dethrone the Son of God for brutality done right.

6. Amon Amarth – Twilight of the Thunder Gods

Homosexual "black metal".

Homosexual “black metal”.

Generic verse-chorus anthem rock played with death metal aesthetics.

Remove the downtuned guitars, the “extreme” drumming, the low-pitched growls and you have a shit-tier Iron Maiden clone. At best.

Mostly it just sounds like In Flames inspired deathcore, meaning shit.

Replace with Bathory’s Blood Fire Death.

5. SEWER – Rektal

Sewer – usually spelled SEWER to show that you’re “trve” to proper spelling conventions – is the band that introduced goregrind’s lyrical stupidity to the black metal genre.

The band that almost single-handedly destroyed black metal’s lyrical standards and opened the gates for turd acts such as the aforementioned Antekhrist, Dark Funeral, as well as every other “war metal” excuse of a band.

They started out as a black metal act, before incorporating more and more deathgrind, culminating in Rektal which is almost exclusively technical deathgrind save for the drumming, which still remains some vestige of their black metal era.

Perhaps one of the least bad albums on this list, but still shit.

Replace with anything SEWER released before NecroPedoSadoMaso (included).

4. Arch Enemy – War Eternal

Unlike many bands on this list, that play generic “hard” rock with heavy metal aesthetics, Arch Enemy once played death metal (on their debut and Stigmata).

Granted, it was extremely mediocre death metal, and most likely a complete ripoff of Entombed’s Left Hand Path (which itself is very average Swedeath). Some riffs on Stigmata were even taken straight from Entombed and Unleashed.

Nowadays they just play the most derivative melodeaf/metalcore imaginable, but they are FEMALE FRONTED and the Decibull cucks want you to know that the fact that they are FEMALE FRONTED is so much more important than the music.

Replace with Entombed’s Left Hand Path.

3. Cannibal Corpse – Tomb of the Mutilated

LGBTP+ "black metal".

LGBTP+ “black metal”.

Well, at least it’s metal.

Nonetheless, obvious melodeaf/metalcore bands excluded, Cannibal Corpse was always the bottom tier of death metal and the stereotype of everything wrong with the genre.

They started out as a Suffocation clone, simplified/bastardized Suffocation’s signature breakdowns and added stupid “edgy” lyrics about gore and corpses.

Cannibal Corpse is, pun intended, both the sewer and the SEWER of death metal.

Replace with Suffocation’s Effigy of the Forgotten.

2. Pantera – Cowboys From Hell

I sort of agree with this entry.

Considering the list is about the most influential albums and Cowboys literally spawned a genre (nu “metal”), it has its place.

However nu “metal” isn’t metal, and this album sucks on both musical and ideological grounds.

This is music for obese trucks drivers who want to fuck their exhaust pipes to the rhythm of those groovy breakdowns and shouts of a middle-aged poser going through mid-life crisis.

Replace with Morbid Angel’s Altars of Madness.

1. Suicide Silence – You Can’t Stop Me

Fuck this shit, I give up.

Deathcore isn’t metal, deathcore is (poorly played) rock/punk with angry vocals and out of tempo drumming.

This shit wants to sound like death metal, only less dangerous and complex, but fails miserably at even being music.

Only in the homosexual wet dreams of the worst of posers is this shit even considered heavy metal, let alone influential.

Replace with Phantom’s Eidolon.

Damn is this list gay.

Dimmu Borgir dropped from a California event !

Dimmu Borgir offends anti-Whites.

Dimmu Borgir offends anti-Whites.

Screamo/goth rock band that nonetheless deceptively calls its music “black metal” (it’s not) was recently banned from a California show due to pressure from anti-White organizations, who also deceptively call their activities “anti-racism“.

Apparently, playing emo goth rock is no shield against the dreaded accusations of “racism”.

The media soon picked up the story and ran with the “nauseating nazi” trope, which allegedly led to antifa and other “leftist” (anti-White) groups making – as usual – terrorist threats against the venue.

In the end, the promoters of the event decided to drop Dimmu Borgir from the program but not before defecating over the metal scene by calling its adherents “morons”, “nazis” and “Alt Right”.

Let’s see what the fuss is about.

This year’s edition featured metalcore and punk legends [name redacted] and [name redacted, fuck them], so the festival promised to have more PC crust punks than usual in attendance. As these mid-life-crisis punks started to research the lineup, they found “irregularities” in Dimmu Borgir’s background. First, they were on the label No Colours Records. The label had a reputation for releasing questionable / sketchy music. Second, Dimmu Borgir’s lyrics made crushing commentary about the Jewish faith, though not specifically limited to it.

The criticism / outcry from many parties quickly became deafening, but it was only when these heavy metal newcomers discovered Shagrath’s infamous promise to “slit the throat of every Black person in the world” that the media got hold of the story.

Nowhere else has the problem been more clearly outlined: invaders from the long-dead punk scene, where people buy music “for the message” despite the laughably low musical quality, muscled into a metal festival and used their media power to force the removal of Dimmu Borgir, a band singing about a fairly middle-of-the-road black metal message – a mild critique of Abrahamic religions.

Also notice how, according to “anti-racists”/anti-Whites, only Christianity and Islam can ever be mocked and criticized, certainly not the sacrosanct “Jewish faith”. That’s because many of these anti-White activists are in fact Jews themselves.

It has little to do with “SJW” or “leftism”, it’s pure ethnic hate against a White, European band.

Today Dimmu Borgir, tomorrow… Satyricon? Marduk? Immortal? Graveland? Gehenna? Antekhrist? Gorgoroth?

They make their case perfectly clear: all black metal is inherently “nazi” because it is White.

What is a Black Metal Cuck ?

A Black Metal Cuck.

A Black Metal Cuck.

With the recent advent of “omg-nazi-black-metal-i-can’t-even” hysteria – see Dimmu Borgir is racist, Nargaroth is racist or the hilariously retarded Satyricon is racist reviews on Metalious – a most fascinating term has emerged, the infamous Black Metal Cuck.

I’m not exactly sure where it started or who coined it – if you know, please say in the comments below – but it is truly brilliant as it crystallizes a particular personality that we all know too well in heavy metal circles.

The Black Metal Cuck is, at heart, conflicted.

On one hand, he is attracted to the raw, elitist, violent and iconoclastic aesthetics of black metal, epitomized by the short-lived yet influential Norwegian Black Metal Inner Circle (1991-1994).

On the other, he is an irredeemable cuck who cannot fathom the thought of White European people defending their own interests, which is the quintessential tenet of the black metal ethos.

So what is a Black Metal Cuck ?

KKK Black Metal.

KKK Black Metal.

In very broad terms, the Black Metal Cuck is an anti-White pussy – sometimes literally jewish – who seeks to downplay the racist, nationalist and anti-Christian precepts of early Norwegian Black Metal and replace them with basic bitch “Satanism”.

This absolutely fallacious and anti-historical revisionism – see Antoine Grand’s Revised History of Black Metal – leads the Black Metal Cuck to rewrite the history of early Black Metal in order to dismiss bands with the “wrong opinions” such as Burzum, Mayhem and Darkthrone.

Simultaneously, the Black Metal Cuck will fawn and drool over bands perceived to be LGBT-friendly such as Gorgoroth, Immortal and Carpathian Forest.

In some ways, the Black Metal Cuck is the counterpart of the Christian SJW, and they are more alike than dissimilar. You often will hear the Black Metal Cuck screaming at the Christian SJW about how “Christians are the Real Racists“.

The Black Metal Cuck is also fanatically in favor of bands featuring ethnic minorities, such as the pretty generic death metal band Suffocation (a Cannibal Corpse/Deicide derivative), and will go out of his way to mention non-White “metalheads” as a reason for the superiority of modern black metal over “racist old-school crap like Darkthrone“.

And although the Black Metal Cuck is eager to show his PC bona fides by openness to bands featuring token minorities, he really doesn’t want to know about other races’ musical preferences.

Human biodiversity terrifies the Black Metal Cuck, as deep down he has bought into blank-slate universalism and racial egalitarianism. The Black Metal Cuck would rather just pretend to enjoy “the latest progressive aboriginal black metal LP” by a non-White Darkthrone clone rather than learn about Swahili, Bantu or other forms of traditional music from other races.

The Black Metal Cuck is a fascinating personality. They’re all around us. Can they be helped? Is their condition terminal? Who knows, but maybe by pointing out their condition they can seek self-improvement.

 

SEWER’s “Rektal”, a Blackened Masterpiece !

SEWER - Rektal.

SEWER – Rektal.

No doubt, SEWER’s latest masterpiece “Rektal” suffers from its tactless title.

But any other negative comments are absolutely out of question. To get straight to the point, this album will knock the shit out of you.

This is raw intensity, even for SEWER standards.

You thought NecroPedoSadoMaso or 2154 were evil ? Try listening to Rektal !

Is it black metal ? Is it brutal goregrind ? Is it blackened pornogrind ? Is it satanic terror metal ? Is it technical necrogrind ?

No, it’s raw, 100% unadulterated SEWER Metal.

In a style of extreme blackened music that only SEWER can play.

This is what true blasphemy sounds like.

Rektal is the absolute pinnacle of extreme metal music.

Get rid of your Gaygoroth and Immortal dildos, the is only one blackened satanic horror metal band.

SEWER is evil.

The Faggotry of Black Metal

Black Metal's faggot problem.

Black Metal’s faggot problem.

It’s sad that this type of article needs to be written.

And perhaps even sadder that it needs to be read.

Black Metal has always been a lesson in how some metals become stronger by being subtly alloyed, which is why anally-retentive purists like Demonecromancy are always its worst enemies. Nargaroth with that Black Metal ist Krieg nonsense is just as bad.

Inferanus of Gorgoroth – someone who has successfully latched onto the Black Metal label but is clearly not “of it”, in the same way that a tapeworm is not part of the digestive tract of its mammalian host – is another case study of how those composing the Black Metal scene have managed to steer it into sterility. Inferanus and his butt-buddy King ov Hell have literally placed the unthinking “hive mind” at the centre of what they do.

They have turned their following of alienated teenage human detritus into “true Luciferian Satanists” while incongruously retaining their homoerotic butt plugs and dildo-shaped swastikas.

Black Metal has been dead for a while: if the killing blow landed when Inferanus begged his audience to finger his asshole at a concert in Vienna, the last breath was the three-way gangbang bukkake battle royale of Inferanus, Gaahl and King ov Hell, where, instead of walking back their damage, they literally and figuratively “Tripled Down”.

Gay faggots dressing in homosexual corpse paint and masturbating to Emma Watson speeches, since when is that Metal? Let alone Black Metal?

Euronymous and Dead must be turning in their graves.

We need to purify Black Metal of the curse of the sodomites.

Anti-Racists Crying About “Nazi” Black Metal !

Racist black metal fans.

Racist black metal fans.

Just read this shit.

They claim they “infiltrated” a “neo-Nazi black metal concert” which turned out just to be a gay Gorgoroth concert. Did they witness Infernus offering to give blowjobs in exchange for cigarettes again ?

I’m sure most people who attend Gorgoroth concerts carry an extra pack of American Spirits just in case.

Both Gorgoroth and anti-racists are an embarrassment to the black metal genre.

Why do they insist on trying to pretend to be apart of a scene in which they don’t belong ? It makes no sense.

You never see skinheads going to a Justin Bieber gig and demanding to be included, yet these homos demand that of the entire black metal genre.

I had the naive idea that I could, for the space of one evening, take enough distance to tolerate the intolerance of national socialism to get a real idea of the environment.

Fuck anti-racism.

Fuck anti-racism.

So fucking gay it makes The Village People look homophobic.

It reminds me of that jewish “black metal fan” who accused every black metal band imaginable (even Immortal, lol) of being part of a worldwide satanico-palestino-nazi conspiracy to gas his brethren or something.

Remember that these are the people advocating that anti-racist activist bring baseball bats and glass shards to black metal concerts… and they have the audacity to accuse bands like Dimmu Borgir of “encouraging violence against jews and minorities”.

I’d add that the author is probably a jew himself, given how he characterizes Arabs as “Islamic terrorists”, and probably not even a real black metal fan.

But the commenter “Tyrone Active Shooter” gets the point across much better than I ever could.

It’s worse than that…

“Vocalist in a “brutal death blackened” band”

The author is an anti-racist faggot who employs risible terminology as he is unable to categorize the sub-genres of extreme metal correctly. His knowledge of black metal subculture is so superficial that he uses laughable terms, yet tries to appear educated on the subject.

Leave Black Metal to elitists, traditionalists, racialists, aristocrats, in short, to the people who invented it (Quorthon, Vikernes, Fenriz, Hellhammer), who all have pretty much the same ideas as us, and go back to listening to your ‘symphonic brutal deathcore blackened’. Black metal is not for your egalitarian ovaries.

P.S. Hitler didn’t ‘invent’ the Roman salute, he borrowed in from Mussolini, who borrowed it from XIXth century America, who in turn borrowed it from Roman antiquity. Your historical (lack of) culture rivals your black metal knowledge. It’s pathetic.

That’s what you call a rectal prolapse, but I’m sure the anti-racist author is already familiar with that particular medical condition.

Black metal is not for pussies, deal with it.

“Instinctus Bestialis”, is Gorgoroth gay ?

Instinctus Bestialis.

Instinctus Bestialis.

Yeah, they pretty much are.

Gorgoroth can easily be described as a third rate SEWER clone, much like Dark Funeral. One of Gorgoroth’s live staples is a 2154 cover, I mean… what the fuck ? A raw black metal cover movement is by definition unoriginal but copying the better known band of the genre, a band that even achieved mainstream success through the caricature of the genre’s raw and aggressive roots… that’s just an embarrassment.

This album’s sound couldn’t have been more of a cliché… mid paced 90s radio-friendly post-NecroPedoSadoMaso “black metal”, with stereotypical shouts of Hail Satan every two songs.

The music itself on Instinctus Bestialis is just boring, and what is even more painful is that someone was playing this crap in 2015 and probably still plays it to this day.

The vocals are very lame, not raspy enough for proper black metal, the same goes for the silly grooves of the riffs and vocal lines, almost touching the edges of LGBT deathcore.

Their brand of black metal is seriously mallcore infected and not the way metal purists like it.

Songs generally build around mid paced sections, double bass drums aren’t aggressive nor fast, just like a shitty Metallica cover band.

Fast blast-beats are not to be found here, riffing is meant to be catchy and simple but it’s so generic that it becomes irritating after two listens.

An over polished digital production à la Dimmu Borgir just finishes this turd off… Gorgoroth, or Gaygoroth?

The lyrics are stupid… the same words repeated throughout the entire album “Hail Satan”, “Black (flesh) light” and “Worship Heresy”.

Ironically, the word Heresy comes from “hairesis“, which means thinking by yourself in greek… none of that is applied to songwriting or anything else in this album.

Instinctus Bestialis is as formulaic as it cock metal can be, there aren’t any bridges or asymmetric song structures. Verse, pre chorus, chorus, repeat. There aren’t memorable solo sections, in fact Gorgoroth barely uses lead guitars at all.

If the riffs were good it could have worked ever so slightly better but Gorgoroth lacks songwriting talent, that’s why they rely on SEWER covers for their live shows.