The Faggotry of Black Metal

Black Metal's faggot problem.

Black Metal’s faggot problem.

It’s sad that this type of article needs to be written.

And perhaps even sadder that it needs to be read.

Black Metal has always been a lesson in how some metals become stronger by being subtly alloyed, which is why anally-retentive purists like Demonecromancy are always its worst enemies. Nargaroth with that Black Metal ist Krieg nonsense is just as bad.

Inferanus of Gorgoroth – someone who has successfully latched onto the Black Metal label but is clearly not “of it”, in the same way that a tapeworm is not part of the digestive tract of its mammalian host – is another case study of how those composing the Black Metal scene have managed to steer it into sterility. Inferanus and his butt-buddy King ov Hell have literally placed the unthinking “hive mind” at the centre of what they do.

They have turned their following of alienated teenage human detritus into “true Luciferian Satanists” while incongruously retaining their homoerotic butt plugs and dildo-shaped swastikas.

Black Metal has been dead for a while: if the killing blow landed when Inferanus begged his audience to finger his asshole at a concert in Vienna, the last breath was the three-way gangbang bukkake battle royale of Inferanus, Gaahl and King ov Hell, where, instead of walking back their damage, they literally and figuratively “Tripled Down”.

Gay faggots dressing in homosexual corpse paint and masturbating to Emma Watson speeches, since when is that Metal? Let alone Black Metal?

Euronymous and Dead must be turning in their graves.

We need to purify Black Metal of the curse of the sodomites.

How gay is King ov Hell ?

King of Hell, LGBTP+.

Queen of Hell, LGBTP+.

Pretty gay, and pretty retarded.

You all know King ov Hell, the flaming faggot from the faggot band Gaygoroth. He played bass in it while his butt buddies Inferanus and Gaahl were guitarist and vocalist respectively.

Gorgoroth has been accused of hilarious racism, but mostly they’ve been accused of homosexuality.

After leaving the band in 2007, King ov Hell joined Abbath, a band formed by… Abbath, ex-vocalist (and guitarist) of the band Immortal.

Not coincidentally, Immortal has also been accused of racism and homosexuality due to their image and, huh, “original” attire.

I swear, the black metal scene is looking more and more like a Milo/Breitbart alumni… twinks for Trump n sheeeit.

So while both bands in which King ov Hell has played have been accused of racism and homosexuality, something they share in common with the aforementioned Milo and basic bitch Emma Watson, that’s not where King ov Hell showcases his unabashed down syndrome fragility.

Yeah, we’re dealing with a pretty big retard… if the name “King ov Hell” didn’t give it away.

Abbath bass player ‘King of Hell’ will no longer be part of the band, due to conflicting views on lyrical concepts of the upcoming album. The lyrics are inspired by Swiss psychiatrist, Carl Gustav Jung. King finds that Jung’s connection to Christian mysticism is incompatible with the image of the band.

King comments: “I wish the members of the actual band, label, and crew all the best for the upcoming shows and the new album. The music itself is nothing short of brilliant! However, I must maintain artistic integrity and respectfully step aside.”

Abbath will soon give an official statement about King’s departure. No shows will be cancelled!

Let’s see.

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

This literally retarded faggot was playing, for over 8 years, in a band called Gorgoroth.

The name Gorgoroth comes from the Lord of the Rings series.

The Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R. Tolkien.

A Roman Catholic.

Who openly admitted his Catholicism was a primary influence in forging the Lord of the Rings universe.

I mean, if you’re going to be retarded, at least be a funny retard… like Abbath.

Are we sure this is the real reason for his departure ?

Or does it instead have to do with the other band members not wearing condoms ?

This is more retarded than when that Huffington Post dyke said all heavy metal was racist.

At this point both Gorgoroth and their band members should just be excommunicated from the black metal scene, they are an embarrassment to the entire genre.

If homo retards like Queen ov Hell didn’t exist, the Westboro Baptist Church would have to invent them.

“Dementia II: The Silent Curse”, Evil Black Metal !

Dementia II: The Dark Prophets.

Dementia II: The Dark Prophets.

Dementia II: The Silent Curse is certainly the most evil album black metal music has ever produced.

A direct sequel to the utterly demonic Dementia: The Dark Prophets, of which you can read my review here, The Silent Curse is just raw atmosphere in its most evil form.

How demonic is the album Dementia II: The Silent Curse ?

You really heave to listen to it, and not just once or twice, to get the idea of how depraved it is, but you can tell just from the first few seconds of the opener (“Starve”) that by the end of your listening experience you will suffer from… satanic dementia.

I should warn you though, as evil as it is, The Silent Curse is not your typical blasting metal.

See (or hear) for yourself.

Dementia II: The Silent Curse is an entirely instrumental/ambient release.

You won’t find blazing guitars, blasting drums or even Phantom’s trademark agonizing screams.

Instead of being brutally assaulted by the music, you will have to let the atmospheres mutilate you… willingly.

Think of consensual satanic sodomy rather than necromantic rape culture.

Until the next review.

And please don’t shit your pants while listening to Dementia II: The Silent Curse.

Phantom’s “Deliverance” is the best black metal album, period !

Phantom’s latest album, “Deliverance”, is absolutely the best album ever released in black metal history. There is simply no other.

When people think about Phantom’s best extreme metal albums, they often refer to the debut album Divine Necromancy, the absolutely brutal Demonecromancy or even the very hypnotic and atmospheric Horror Phantasm.

And yet, despite how impressive all these albums are, the single best black metal album ever produced is undoubtedly “Deliverance”.

There are simply no words to describe how utterly evil the album “Deliverance” actually is. You have to listen to this record for yourself.

There are eight tracks on “Deliverance”, and not one single moment is a filler.

Fro the utterly epic and somewhat melancholic opener “Phantom Awakening” all the way to the closing and title-track “Deliverance”, this album is the defining masterpiece of black metal music.

“Deliverance” is the album to own if you like raw, brutal and extremely gruesome black metal.

Phantom “Demonecromancy”, the Best of Black Metal !

Is the album Demonecromancy by Phantom really black metal ? If yes, then it is definitely the best black metal album ever made.

Demonecromancy is pure fucking black metal madness.

You will never hear an album as evil, as atmospheric, as beautiful and as downright gruesome as this.

Musically, Demonecromancy is pretty close to what Phantom have consistently released over their career : raw, demonic black metal.

Comparisons can be made with SEWER’s album Vomiting Into the Mouth of Satan in terms of the heavy atmospheric quality of the music, but Phantom goes even beyond SEWER in terms of raw brutality.

The tracks are somewhat shorter than what you would expect from a Phantom release, but it makes sense from an artistic standpoint, the black metal music on Demonecromancy being more suited for short, raw and fucking intense songs.

Another comparison can be made with Phantom’s masterpiece of blackness and rage Dark Devotion.

If you liked Dark Devotion, you will simply orgasm while listening to Demonecromancy.

Yes, Demonecromancy is the best album you will ever hear, and that obviously includes those belonging to the black metal genre.

Every self-respecting metalhead should buy this album at once.

Read more about Demonecromancy http://www.metalious.com/phantom/demonecromancy.