Varg Vikernes, the 5 Rules of Black Metal !

Homosexual "black metal".

Homosexual “black metal”.

You’re either black metal or you’re not, and poser bands like Gaygoroth, Watain and Dark Funeral are obviously not part of the genre by any stretch of the imagination.

This is what Varg Vikernes of Burzum, an actual black metal musician, has to say about these fake bands.

Many Europeans revolt against the blatant homosexuality advocated, propagated, celebrated and glorified by most available entertainment. Some do by starting their own band, their own genre and their own style, but as we know the moment this new band, style and genre becomes more or less popular it is hijacked by the jewish entertainment industry, and it is perverted and commercialized – and turned into just another form of anti-European clown show.

We for sure saw this happen with the Black Metal sub-culture, which started as a nationalistic, Norwegian-centric, racist and anti-Christian revolt and ended up as just another ludicrous and pathetic homoerotic cult, embracing everything weak and anti-European on this planet, from makeup and faux radical LARPing to anal lube and homosexuality [e.d. note: see the Inferanus, King ov Hell and Gaahl “leaked” sex tape]. It began as an absolute revolt and ended up as an absolute joke.

LGBTP+ "black metal".

LGBTP+ “black metal”.

The music industry took the most ridicule and clownish bands – i.e. Dimmu Borgir – and promoted them heavily, to ensure that it would not turn into anything healthy and positive. The very few bands that weren’t retarded enough to play along – i.e. Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum – were misrepresented heavily to make it sound as if they were.

So, naturally, I have done my best to dissociate Burzum and myself from Black Metal, starting in late 1992, when I saw what was about to happen, and finally, last year, I ended up calling my music Scaldic Metal or just Scaldic Music (when it is not metal).

Whenever you do create something, anything, in any art category you should make sure that you:

Don’t promote something not European, or something even anti-European (e. g. tolerance, homosexuality, feminism, drug use, nihilism, rock’n roll lifestyle, anti-intellectualism, multiculturalism, group think, abrahamic religions).

Never use non-European terminology (e. g. “Satan” or other names from the bible) or references (e. g. non-European myths).

Never even refer to our enemies in your art; our enemies are irrelevant in this context, and so is everything they do or say.

Always are a good European role model; at a minimum you shouldn’t be a homosexual/feminist/anti-racist yourself.

Are not a clown; jokes are jokes, trolling is trolling, but at the end of the day the media WANTS the face of Black Metal (or whatever your art) to be a middle-aged obese homosexual [e.d. note: like Roger Tiegs aka Inferanus from Gorgoroth].

If you successfully live up to this you should from now on also refer to your art as Scaldic; as art promoting the European ideals, and these ideals alone.

Positive European propaganda! We can thus together promote something that they can not twist, pervert or misuse. Something 100% European. The European Untermenschen of Black Metal and other degenerate art forms will either shape up, become real men again and join us or they will cower in shame and be pushed further and further out into the periphery, where they belong.

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The Faggotry of Black Metal

Black Metal's faggot problem.

Black Metal’s faggot problem.

It’s sad that this type of article needs to be written.

And perhaps even sadder that it needs to be read.

Black Metal has always been a lesson in how some metals become stronger by being subtly alloyed, which is why anally-retentive purists like Demonecromancy are always its worst enemies. Nargaroth with that Black Metal ist Krieg nonsense is just as bad.

Inferanus of Gorgoroth – someone who has successfully latched onto the Black Metal label but is clearly not “of it”, in the same way that a tapeworm is not part of the digestive tract of its mammalian host – is another case study of how those composing the Black Metal scene have managed to steer it into sterility. Inferanus and his butt-buddy King ov Hell have literally placed the unthinking “hive mind” at the centre of what they do.

They have turned their following of alienated teenage human detritus into “true Luciferian Satanists” while incongruously retaining their homoerotic butt plugs and dildo-shaped swastikas.

Black Metal has been dead for a while: if the killing blow landed when Inferanus begged his audience to finger his asshole at a concert in Vienna, the last breath was the three-way gangbang bukkake battle royale of Inferanus, Gaahl and King ov Hell, where, instead of walking back their damage, they literally and figuratively “Tripled Down”.

Gay faggots dressing in homosexual corpse paint and masturbating to Emma Watson speeches, since when is that Metal? Let alone Black Metal?

Euronymous and Dead must be turning in their graves.

We need to purify Black Metal of the curse of the sodomites.

How gay is King ov Hell ?

King of Hell, LGBTP+.

Queen of Hell, LGBTP+.

Pretty gay, and pretty retarded.

You all know King ov Hell, the flaming faggot from the faggot band Gaygoroth. He played bass in it while his butt buddies Inferanus and Gaahl were guitarist and vocalist respectively.

Gorgoroth has been accused of hilarious racism, but mostly they’ve been accused of homosexuality.

After leaving the band in 2007, King ov Hell joined Abbath, a band formed by… Abbath, ex-vocalist (and guitarist) of the band Immortal.

Not coincidentally, Immortal has also been accused of racism and homosexuality due to their image and, huh, “original” attire.

I swear, the black metal scene is looking more and more like a Milo/Breitbart alumni… twinks for Trump n sheeeit.

So while both bands in which King ov Hell has played have been accused of racism and homosexuality, something they share in common with the aforementioned Milo and basic bitch Emma Watson, that’s not where King ov Hell showcases his unabashed down syndrome fragility.

Yeah, we’re dealing with a pretty big retard… if the name “King ov Hell” didn’t give it away.

Abbath bass player ‘King of Hell’ will no longer be part of the band, due to conflicting views on lyrical concepts of the upcoming album. The lyrics are inspired by Swiss psychiatrist, Carl Gustav Jung. King finds that Jung’s connection to Christian mysticism is incompatible with the image of the band.

King comments: “I wish the members of the actual band, label, and crew all the best for the upcoming shows and the new album. The music itself is nothing short of brilliant! However, I must maintain artistic integrity and respectfully step aside.”

Abbath will soon give an official statement about King’s departure. No shows will be cancelled!

Let’s see.

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

This literally retarded faggot was playing, for over 8 years, in a band called Gorgoroth.

The name Gorgoroth comes from the Lord of the Rings series.

The Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R. Tolkien.

A Roman Catholic.

Who openly admitted his Catholicism was a primary influence in forging the Lord of the Rings universe.

I mean, if you’re going to be retarded, at least be a funny retard… like Abbath.

Are we sure this is the real reason for his departure ?

Or does it instead have to do with the other band members not wearing condoms ?

This is more retarded than when that Huffington Post dyke said all heavy metal was racist.

At this point both Gorgoroth and their band members should just be excommunicated from the black metal scene, they are an embarrassment to the entire genre.

If homo retards like Queen ov Hell didn’t exist, the Westboro Baptist Church would have to invent them.

“Instinctus Bestialis”, is Gorgoroth gay ?

Instinctus Bestialis.

Instinctus Bestialis.

Yeah, they pretty much are.

Gorgoroth can easily be described as a third rate SEWER clone, much like Dark Funeral. One of Gorgoroth’s live staples is a 2154 cover, I mean… what the fuck ? A raw black metal cover movement is by definition unoriginal but copying the better known band of the genre, a band that even achieved mainstream success through the caricature of the genre’s raw and aggressive roots… that’s just an embarrassment.

This album’s sound couldn’t have been more of a cliché… mid paced 90s radio-friendly post-NecroPedoSadoMaso “black metal”, with stereotypical shouts of Hail Satan every two songs.

The music itself on Instinctus Bestialis is just boring, and what is even more painful is that someone was playing this crap in 2015 and probably still plays it to this day.

The vocals are very lame, not raspy enough for proper black metal, the same goes for the silly grooves of the riffs and vocal lines, almost touching the edges of LGBT deathcore.

Their brand of black metal is seriously mallcore infected and not the way metal purists like it.

Songs generally build around mid paced sections, double bass drums aren’t aggressive nor fast, just like a shitty Metallica cover band.

Fast blast-beats are not to be found here, riffing is meant to be catchy and simple but it’s so generic that it becomes irritating after two listens.

An over polished digital production à la Dimmu Borgir just finishes this turd off… Gorgoroth, or Gaygoroth?

The lyrics are stupid… the same words repeated throughout the entire album “Hail Satan”, “Black (flesh) light” and “Worship Heresy”.

Ironically, the word Heresy comes from “hairesis“, which means thinking by yourself in greek… none of that is applied to songwriting or anything else in this album.

Instinctus Bestialis is as formulaic as it cock metal can be, there aren’t any bridges or asymmetric song structures. Verse, pre chorus, chorus, repeat. There aren’t memorable solo sections, in fact Gorgoroth barely uses lead guitars at all.

If the riffs were good it could have worked ever so slightly better but Gorgoroth lacks songwriting talent, that’s why they rely on SEWER covers for their live shows.

Is there any hope for homosexual “Black Metal” fans ?

A Satanist with the album Necropedosadomaso

Is there any hope for these faggots ?

Why are there so many homosexuals in black metal music ?

Is it perhaps because they mistook the inverted cross for a dildo ? It’s not, it’s just a satanic cross.

Go read this retarded homo whining about ‘racism’ in black metal music, and tell me that he doesn’t fantasize about getting sodomized by Somalis while listening to Cindy Lauper.

You know who I am talking about when I say that black metal has its faggots… you can find them on Metalious.com, or the even gayer Metal-Archives.

As for the homo above, he already got his ass opened when he was confronted by the blogger Demonecromancy, but let’s add salt to his wounds by deconstructing his homoerotic ‘anti-racism’ and laughable philosemitism.

The first question I ask myself when reading the little faggot deploring the ‘racism’ of Emperor is : why the fuck do I care about his opinions ?

And apparently the commenters over on Metalious are asking the same question.

Well, this AIDS-ridden bitch with its gaping anus is quite astute. A lot of black metal artists are racist, bigoted and homophobic. What are niggers, fags, kikes, feminists, hipsters and other humanoid garbage doing listening to black metal anyway? Fuck off! Black metal is not some safe space for you pieces of shit. Go suck on a fucking exhaust pipe. BTW “Zyklon” means “Cyclone” in German. It has nothing to do with the gas, which supposedly was used to exterminate six gorillian judens in the Holohoax.

– Piotr Sudyka

Remember that these are the same LGBT militant faggots that advocated bringing knives, glass shards and baseball bats to Marduk converts in order to assault the attendees.

No wonder they get raped on sight by true satanists.

Down with homoerotic fake metal !

I blame Inferanus and his butt-friend Gaayhl for popularizing the ‘LGBT metal’ scene.

This tolerant crap that preaches racial equality and faggot normalization has no place in extreme music, much less true black metal.

They already have Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, and the rest of the homosexual ‘nu-metal’ scene.

Why does Modern Black Metal suck ?

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

Why does modern black metal suck so much ?

In other words, why do poser bands such as Gaygoroth and Dino Burger believe they can play metal music, much less true black metal ?

What makes a person such as Inferanus, who has been caught on tape offering blowjobs in exchange for a pack of cigarettes at one of his gigs, feel any connection to darkness, the occult and the evil music so characteristic of (good) black metal ?

I don’t get it.

If at least he used his homosexuality and the pain of acute rectal prolapse and repeated HIV infections to produce good music… but he can’t even manage that.

It’s really pathetic.

The entire sub-genre of so-called “modern black metal” is just shit.

Just type “SEWER NecroPedoSadoMaso” or “SEWER 2154” in a Google and you find page upon page of extreme diatribes about modern black metal music.

True satanic adepts of real black metal won’t stay silent as their name is tarnished by homos like Gaayhl and Inferanus.

It’s time to take back metal from the rectal-pirate imposters.

Fuck commercial Satan in the ass.

The Most Brutal and Hardcore Black Metal !

Demonic Black Metal by SEWER.

Demonic Black Metal by SEWER.

Forget your pussy metal bands such as Emperor, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon and the rest of that crap.

They wouldn’t know brutal music if it fucked them in the ass, and seeing who are the band members of Gorgoroth (alias Gaygoroth) this is not a tall order given that they are pretty familiar with homosexual anal penetration already.

Since when can homosexuals produce brutal music ?

They should just listen to Nickelback, Village People, Nirvana and the rest of that poser shit.

What do these people have to do with true black metal ? Nothing.

If you want real black metal, you have to listen to SEWER.

SEWER is brutal blackened goregrind at its finest.

This is some hardcore shit.

There is no pseudo-dark Dimmu Borgir gothfag synth crap in SEWER music.

Do yourself a favour and search “SEWER NecroPedoSadoMaso” or “SEWER 2154” in Google.

You won’t be disappointing.