The “Top 10 Most Influential Heavy Metal Albums” !

Top 10 Fag Metal Albums.

Top 10 Fag Metal Albums.

The cucks of Decibull Magazine just published a list of the top 10 heavy metal releases that – supposedly, according to their low-functioning autistic vision of heavy metal – were the most influential on the genre.

I’m not joking when I say Decibull Magazine is made by cucks, for cucks. You won’t find any Burzum, Darkthrone, Incantation, Phantom, Neraines, not even the laughably homosexual Dimmu Borgir.

Just shit music – save for one or two exceptions – made by poser cucks, which is why the staff of Decibull identifies so vehemently with their shared faggotry.

Might as well call this list the “top 10 queer albums by homo bands”.

Let’s pick apart their picks.

10. Cradle of Filth – The Principle of Evil Made Flesh

Lol.

In addition to not being metal, this band is hated even by literal posers.

Their formula is simple: play generic rock – not metal, learn the difference – with screechy vocals and make it emo so that transgender kids can relate it to their pathetic lives where their homophobic teachers/single mother just totally don’t understand them and stuff. It takes some brains to like black metal, but Cradle of Filth asks nothing so challenging of its listeners. Their songs are basically advertising jingles and warmed-over goth rock with “black metal” vocals.

Replace with Darkthrone’s Under a Funeral Moon.

9. Antekhrist – Fukked by God

Gay industrial metal, slightly better than Deathspell Omega but not by much.

For decades, musicians have tried to mix black/death metal with industrial music, to various degrees of success. The problem is one of space. Industrial music uses space more like rock or jazz, to separate notes, where metal focuses on the continuity of the riffs.

One positive point about Antekhrist’s music is that they are competent songwriters, in that the compositions on Fukked by God and the rest of their discography is always well thought out.

Replace with Burzum’s Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.

8. Enslaved – Eld

Heavy metal for faggots.

Heavy metal for faggots.

Another sad case of imitation black metal.

Enslaved play alternative rock, not black metal. If the generic verse-chorus structure didn’t give the game away, just look at how they arrange their second rate Metallica riffs.

It has much more in common with Nightwish or Dream Theater than with Burzum or Mayhem.

Replace with Incantation’s Onward to Golgotha.

7. Slipknot – All Hope is Lost

Yes, you read that right, a Slipknot album on a “top 10 heavy METAL” list.

ANGRY ANGRY vocals over a failed punk guitarist chugging on the E string doesn’t make your music metal, no matter what mainstream recording companies try to sell you.

Replace with Havohej’s Dethrone the Son of God for brutality done right.

6. Amon Amarth – Twilight of the Thunder Gods

Homosexual "black metal".

Homosexual “black metal”.

Generic verse-chorus anthem rock played with death metal aesthetics.

Remove the downtuned guitars, the “extreme” drumming, the low-pitched growls and you have a shit-tier Iron Maiden clone. At best.

Mostly it just sounds like In Flames inspired deathcore, meaning shit.

Replace with Bathory’s Blood Fire Death.

5. SEWER – Rektal

Sewer – usually spelled SEWER to show that you’re “trve” to proper spelling conventions – is the band that introduced goregrind’s lyrical stupidity to the black metal genre.

The band that almost single-handedly destroyed black metal’s lyrical standards and opened the gates for turd acts such as the aforementioned Antekhrist, Dark Funeral, as well as every other “war metal” excuse of a band.

They started out as a black metal act, before incorporating more and more deathgrind, culminating in Rektal which is almost exclusively technical deathgrind save for the drumming, which still remains some vestige of their black metal era.

Perhaps one of the least bad albums on this list, but still shit.

Replace with anything SEWER released before NecroPedoSadoMaso (included).

4. Arch Enemy – War Eternal

Unlike many bands on this list, that play generic “hard” rock with heavy metal aesthetics, Arch Enemy once played death metal (on their debut and Stigmata).

Granted, it was extremely mediocre death metal, and most likely a complete ripoff of Entombed’s Left Hand Path (which itself is very average Swedeath). Some riffs on Stigmata were even taken straight from Entombed and Unleashed.

Nowadays they just play the most derivative melodeaf/metalcore imaginable, but they are FEMALE FRONTED and the Decibull cucks want you to know that the fact that they are FEMALE FRONTED is so much more important than the music.

Replace with Entombed’s Left Hand Path.

3. Cannibal Corpse – Tomb of the Mutilated

LGBTP+ "black metal".

LGBTP+ “black metal”.

Well, at least it’s metal.

Nonetheless, obvious melodeaf/metalcore bands excluded, Cannibal Corpse was always the bottom tier of death metal and the stereotype of everything wrong with the genre.

They started out as a Suffocation clone, simplified/bastardized Suffocation’s signature breakdowns and added stupid “edgy” lyrics about gore and corpses.

Cannibal Corpse is, pun intended, both the sewer and the SEWER of death metal.

Replace with Suffocation’s Effigy of the Forgotten.

2. Pantera – Cowboys From Hell

I sort of agree with this entry.

Considering the list is about the most influential albums and Cowboys literally spawned a genre (nu “metal”), it has its place.

However nu “metal” isn’t metal, and this album sucks on both musical and ideological grounds.

This is music for obese trucks drivers who want to fuck their exhaust pipes to the rhythm of those groovy breakdowns and shouts of a middle-aged poser going through mid-life crisis.

Replace with Morbid Angel’s Altars of Madness.

1. Suicide Silence – You Can’t Stop Me

Fuck this shit, I give up.

Deathcore isn’t metal, deathcore is (poorly played) rock/punk with angry vocals and out of tempo drumming.

This shit wants to sound like death metal, only less dangerous and complex, but fails miserably at even being music.

Only in the homosexual wet dreams of the worst of posers is this shit even considered heavy metal, let alone influential.

Replace with Phantom’s Eidolon.

Damn is this list gay.

Varg Vikernes of Individualism and Satanism

Varg Vikernes on Satanism.

Varg Vikernes on Satanism.

We often hear very negative talk about «herd mentality» and «followers», but let us have a sobre look at the realities in this context. First of all; are humans living in solitude (like say bears) or are we living in flocks (like say wolves)? The answer is clear; we do not live in solitude! We grow up and live our lives in flocks; with our families, friends and often surrounded by strangers too. Some of these flocks are tiny, others are huge, but they are still flocks no matter how you see things. The only ones who live in solitude do so only long after they have reached adulthood and most of them are outcasts, and/or extreme exceptions (like the Black Metal Bomber). The common, normal, healthy way of life for a human being is in a flock – like I said a large or a small flock, but still a flock.

It is not far fetched to believe that the lack of any tribal belonging today leads to what we call a «herd mentality». Men and women are all drawn this or that way, to some sort of flock. They seem to need the feeling of belonging somewhere other than just in the still (!) common family. This tribal identity-need I would claim is perfectly healthy and normal, because you cannot find a sexual partner and procreate within the family. Or so you shouldn’t anyway, and indeed this is something the non-Jewish (!) man understands instinctively. So we need to belong to at least two different flocks, although we might often seek the second flock only to strengthen and enlarge the first one; the family.

Euronymous, a typical "satanist" individualist.

Euronymous, a typical “satanist” individualist.

We are a type of animals, called humans, and just like other animals we have are programmed by our DNA telling us to procreate, but also to protect our DNA. When we see pictures of dead African or Asian children, piled up somewhere in Africa or Asia, we think «oh, that was horrible» (well, some of us do anyhow…), but if we see piles of blonde, blue-eyed and white children, European children, piled up in the same manner we react so much stronger – because no matter where they are from they biologically speaking are so much closer to us than any Africans or Asians are. This is called «racism», and is of course a perfectly natural and healthy instinct in all living beings. This gives us another reason to have a «herd mentality»; for the betterment of our own DNA. Even if you die childless fighting for your race, you will still ensure the survival of your own DNA, because the DNA you fight for is in fact to a very, very large degree your DNA. You are a part of the herd, but the herd is no less a part of you.

The other races in your same species is of course also to a lesser degree valuable to you. If they are under threat from a race from another species you will by nature side with the party closest to you genetically. This is purely egotistical, and purely natural, and of course purely healthy and logical as well. So, to a lesser degree than in relation to your race, you also have a «herd mentality» in relation to your species.

Racist black metal fans.

Typical black metal fans.

What I say here is nothing revolutionary or new, all of this is well known to many already, but it is of course very «illegal» to say this loud, and what I say here is also the reason why the Jews want so desperately to cover up the discovery of the true origin of the European species (!). Yes, not the European race, but the European species, because we are not descendants of Homo sapiens after all, but 99,7% Neanderthals – of the Homo neanderthelensis species. What this means is that we are not even of the same species as the Africans and Asians, although we too have some Homo sapiens DNA in us (on average 0,3%). So… when we all know that humans have a herd mentality, this is bad news to the Jews, who want to wipe out the Europeans through mixing us with the African and Asian races. Our species is not «humanity» as in «all humans on Earth», but our own European species. The other human species out there is even further away from us than we believed before. With this knowledge it is of course much more likely that Europeans will no longer really care so much about the races of that other species, that we will certainly no longer want to mix with them and that we perhaps even want to take steps to protect our species from being wiped out. So they do their best to explain away the discovery, spread false information in this context and generally speaking try to do what they have always done; lie.

Let us return to our herd then, and discuss this «herd mentality» a bit more. Without much risk of insulting or stepping on others, I will use myself as an example. I have always been hopelessly individualistic, to such a degree that it could be described as self-destructive. I have always gone my own ways, or indeed chosen not to walk on any paths at all, and rather just climb up the side of some cliff in the opposite direction or hack my way with a machete through the dense forest towards an impassable chasm ahead. In a sense I am proud of this, I certainly learnt many things others didn’t learn, but, as cross and annoying as I may be; even I want to belong to a herd. I too have a «herd mentality». Not just the «family, tribe, race and species mentality», but a genuine «I want to belong somewhere mentality» with a metaphysical origin. I am not talking about belonging to a religion or having this or that nationality, I already have that, but a need to feel safe in a crowd of people who are like me. Yes, a warband, a Männerbund, or even better an entire village made up of people like myself, willing to fight, kill and die for me as much as I am willing to fight, kill and die for them. A place where I can be able to relax when amongst others, because I really feel I can trust them. Yes; a flock. A herd.

"Norsk Arisk Black Metal" - LOL.

“Norsk Arisk Black Metal” – LOL.

The «herd mentality» is often named as an opposite to the «leader mentality», but no; leadership is an ability, perhaps a skill, but it is not the opposite of wanting to belong somewhere. Those who want to belong in a herd – and we all do – can perfectly well be excellent leaders and have a leader mentality as well. The idea about the herd mentality versus the leader mentality propagated by the media is really just a way to dupe people into thinking they should not want to belong anywhere. Now, cui bono? Who benefits from us having such a mentality? Who benefits from having us sit each on our own little hill refusing to cooperate with the others only because we are so afraid of being labeled «sheep» with a «herd mentality»? Who benefits from having Europeans not wanting to join Pagan warbands? Who benefits from having Europeans refuse to cooperate and accept the command of others? Who benefits from that? Does any army work well without leadership? Who is taking advantage of this whilst we refuse to cooperate?

I have a herd mentality, but I also have a leader mentality. This however, does not at all mean that I would not accept the leadership of someone else. It only means that I would be able to be a good leader under another leader, and that we would both do good for our common cause. It means that I would be able to execute orders from a leader in a good way.

Wolves are flock animals too. So are lions. They have a clear hierarchy, but unlike these predators – who fight amongst themselves for the role of Alpha male or Alpha female – we can find leaders through intelligent selection processes, and by doing so even the most extreme leader types amongst us will be able to accept and truly appreciate the leadership of the one selected. I want to say that one more time, just to make you remember it, but I trust you will remember it anyhow. Read this again if you think you wont.

I truly hope we will be able to build our Männerbund, or Männerbünde, soon, and by doing so not only stand better prepared to meet the hardship of the future, but also satisfy our own perfectly natural and healthy herd mentality, and make life better for us. I hail my future leader, and hope to find him soon.

HailaR WôðanaR!

SEWER’s “Rektal”, a Blackened Masterpiece !

SEWER - Rektal.

SEWER – Rektal.

No doubt, SEWER’s latest masterpiece “Rektal” suffers from its tactless title.

But any other negative comments are absolutely out of question. To get straight to the point, this album will knock the shit out of you.

This is raw intensity, even for SEWER standards.

You thought NecroPedoSadoMaso or 2154 were evil ? Try listening to Rektal !

Is it black metal ? Is it brutal goregrind ? Is it blackened pornogrind ? Is it satanic terror metal ? Is it technical necrogrind ?

No, it’s raw, 100% unadulterated SEWER Metal.

In a style of extreme blackened music that only SEWER can play.

This is what true blasphemy sounds like.

Rektal is the absolute pinnacle of extreme metal music.

Get rid of your Gaygoroth and Immortal dildos, the is only one blackened satanic horror metal band.

SEWER is evil.

Varg Vikernes, the 5 Rules of Black Metal !

Homosexual "black metal".

Homosexual “black metal”.

You’re either black metal or you’re not, and poser bands like Gaygoroth, Watain and Dark Funeral are obviously not part of the genre by any stretch of the imagination.

This is what Varg Vikernes of Burzum, an actual black metal musician, has to say about these fake bands.

Many Europeans revolt against the blatant homosexuality advocated, propagated, celebrated and glorified by most available entertainment. Some do by starting their own band, their own genre and their own style, but as we know the moment this new band, style and genre becomes more or less popular it is hijacked by the jewish entertainment industry, and it is perverted and commercialized – and turned into just another form of anti-European clown show.

We for sure saw this happen with the Black Metal sub-culture, which started as a nationalistic, Norwegian-centric, racist and anti-Christian revolt and ended up as just another ludicrous and pathetic homoerotic cult, embracing everything weak and anti-European on this planet, from makeup and faux radical LARPing to anal lube and homosexuality [e.d. note: see the Inferanus, King ov Hell and Gaahl “leaked” sex tape]. It began as an absolute revolt and ended up as an absolute joke.

LGBTP+ "black metal".

LGBTP+ “black metal”.

The music industry took the most ridicule and clownish bands – i.e. Dimmu Borgir – and promoted them heavily, to ensure that it would not turn into anything healthy and positive. The very few bands that weren’t retarded enough to play along – i.e. Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum – were misrepresented heavily to make it sound as if they were.

So, naturally, I have done my best to dissociate Burzum and myself from Black Metal, starting in late 1992, when I saw what was about to happen, and finally, last year, I ended up calling my music Scaldic Metal or just Scaldic Music (when it is not metal).

Whenever you do create something, anything, in any art category you should make sure that you:

Don’t promote something not European, or something even anti-European (e. g. tolerance, homosexuality, feminism, drug use, nihilism, rock’n roll lifestyle, anti-intellectualism, multiculturalism, group think, abrahamic religions).

Never use non-European terminology (e. g. “Satan” or other names from the bible) or references (e. g. non-European myths).

Never even refer to our enemies in your art; our enemies are irrelevant in this context, and so is everything they do or say.

Always are a good European role model; at a minimum you shouldn’t be a homosexual/feminist/anti-racist yourself.

Are not a clown; jokes are jokes, trolling is trolling, but at the end of the day the media WANTS the face of Black Metal (or whatever your art) to be a middle-aged obese homosexual [e.d. note: like Roger Tiegs aka Inferanus from Gorgoroth].

If you successfully live up to this you should from now on also refer to your art as Scaldic; as art promoting the European ideals, and these ideals alone.

Positive European propaganda! We can thus together promote something that they can not twist, pervert or misuse. Something 100% European. The European Untermenschen of Black Metal and other degenerate art forms will either shape up, become real men again and join us or they will cower in shame and be pushed further and further out into the periphery, where they belong.

The Faggotry of Black Metal

Black Metal's faggot problem.

Black Metal’s faggot problem.

It’s sad that this type of article needs to be written.

And perhaps even sadder that it needs to be read.

Black Metal has always been a lesson in how some metals become stronger by being subtly alloyed, which is why anally-retentive purists like Demonecromancy are always its worst enemies. Nargaroth with that Black Metal ist Krieg nonsense is just as bad.

Inferanus of Gorgoroth – someone who has successfully latched onto the Black Metal label but is clearly not “of it”, in the same way that a tapeworm is not part of the digestive tract of its mammalian host – is another case study of how those composing the Black Metal scene have managed to steer it into sterility. Inferanus and his butt-buddy King ov Hell have literally placed the unthinking “hive mind” at the centre of what they do.

They have turned their following of alienated teenage human detritus into “true Luciferian Satanists” while incongruously retaining their homoerotic butt plugs and dildo-shaped swastikas.

Black Metal has been dead for a while: if the killing blow landed when Inferanus begged his audience to finger his asshole at a concert in Vienna, the last breath was the three-way gangbang bukkake battle royale of Inferanus, Gaahl and King ov Hell, where, instead of walking back their damage, they literally and figuratively “Tripled Down”.

Gay faggots dressing in homosexual corpse paint and masturbating to Emma Watson speeches, since when is that Metal? Let alone Black Metal?

Euronymous and Dead must be turning in their graves.

We need to purify Black Metal of the curse of the sodomites.

How gay is King ov Hell ?

King of Hell, LGBTP+.

Queen of Hell, LGBTP+.

Pretty gay, and pretty retarded.

You all know King ov Hell, the flaming faggot from the faggot band Gaygoroth. He played bass in it while his butt buddies Inferanus and Gaahl were guitarist and vocalist respectively.

Gorgoroth has been accused of hilarious racism, but mostly they’ve been accused of homosexuality.

After leaving the band in 2007, King ov Hell joined Abbath, a band formed by… Abbath, ex-vocalist (and guitarist) of the band Immortal.

Not coincidentally, Immortal has also been accused of racism and homosexuality due to their image and, huh, “original” attire.

I swear, the black metal scene is looking more and more like a Milo/Breitbart alumni… twinks for Trump n sheeeit.

So while both bands in which King ov Hell has played have been accused of racism and homosexuality, something they share in common with the aforementioned Milo and basic bitch Emma Watson, that’s not where King ov Hell showcases his unabashed down syndrome fragility.

Yeah, we’re dealing with a pretty big retard… if the name “King ov Hell” didn’t give it away.

Abbath bass player ‘King of Hell’ will no longer be part of the band, due to conflicting views on lyrical concepts of the upcoming album. The lyrics are inspired by Swiss psychiatrist, Carl Gustav Jung. King finds that Jung’s connection to Christian mysticism is incompatible with the image of the band.

King comments: “I wish the members of the actual band, label, and crew all the best for the upcoming shows and the new album. The music itself is nothing short of brilliant! However, I must maintain artistic integrity and respectfully step aside.”

Abbath will soon give an official statement about King’s departure. No shows will be cancelled!

Let’s see.

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

Not Black Metal, Shit Metal !

This literally retarded faggot was playing, for over 8 years, in a band called Gorgoroth.

The name Gorgoroth comes from the Lord of the Rings series.

The Lord of the Rings was written by J.R.R. Tolkien.

A Roman Catholic.

Who openly admitted his Catholicism was a primary influence in forging the Lord of the Rings universe.

I mean, if you’re going to be retarded, at least be a funny retard… like Abbath.

Are we sure this is the real reason for his departure ?

Or does it instead have to do with the other band members not wearing condoms ?

This is more retarded than when that Huffington Post dyke said all heavy metal was racist.

At this point both Gorgoroth and their band members should just be excommunicated from the black metal scene, they are an embarrassment to the entire genre.

If homo retards like Queen ov Hell didn’t exist, the Westboro Baptist Church would have to invent them.

“Instinctus Bestialis”, is Gorgoroth gay ?

Instinctus Bestialis.

Instinctus Bestialis.

Yeah, they pretty much are.

Gorgoroth can easily be described as a third rate SEWER clone, much like Dark Funeral. One of Gorgoroth’s live staples is a 2154 cover, I mean… what the fuck ? A raw black metal cover movement is by definition unoriginal but copying the better known band of the genre, a band that even achieved mainstream success through the caricature of the genre’s raw and aggressive roots… that’s just an embarrassment.

This album’s sound couldn’t have been more of a cliché… mid paced 90s radio-friendly post-NecroPedoSadoMaso “black metal”, with stereotypical shouts of Hail Satan every two songs.

The music itself on Instinctus Bestialis is just boring, and what is even more painful is that someone was playing this crap in 2015 and probably still plays it to this day.

The vocals are very lame, not raspy enough for proper black metal, the same goes for the silly grooves of the riffs and vocal lines, almost touching the edges of LGBT deathcore.

Their brand of black metal is seriously mallcore infected and not the way metal purists like it.

Songs generally build around mid paced sections, double bass drums aren’t aggressive nor fast, just like a shitty Metallica cover band.

Fast blast-beats are not to be found here, riffing is meant to be catchy and simple but it’s so generic that it becomes irritating after two listens.

An over polished digital production à la Dimmu Borgir just finishes this turd off… Gorgoroth, or Gaygoroth?

The lyrics are stupid… the same words repeated throughout the entire album “Hail Satan”, “Black (flesh) light” and “Worship Heresy”.

Ironically, the word Heresy comes from “hairesis“, which means thinking by yourself in greek… none of that is applied to songwriting or anything else in this album.

Instinctus Bestialis is as formulaic as it cock metal can be, there aren’t any bridges or asymmetric song structures. Verse, pre chorus, chorus, repeat. There aren’t memorable solo sections, in fact Gorgoroth barely uses lead guitars at all.

If the riffs were good it could have worked ever so slightly better but Gorgoroth lacks songwriting talent, that’s why they rely on SEWER covers for their live shows.